The Short Line?

Way down in Texas, where the buffalo roam, the longest line at the voting booth is for the Republicans. The Democrats are mid length. But if you want a fast track to the polls, you choose the socialists. It's been awhile since I've been down in Texas. That story is according to my bro, but he's a trustworthy soul and I'll take his word for it.

Of course, first you have to find your way past the cage with the rabid dog that you will be directed to. But socialists are thinkers. And socialists are survivors, who will find their way out of the capitalist traps that are placed in the path and come out ahead in the end.

Welcome to the short line.